Description: It's a rock that makes you procrastinate. Addendum: Probably memetic or something. I'll finish writing this up later. - Dr. Vang. The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

Description: For all intents and purposes, SCP-283 is an ordinary rock, slightly mottled and worn from age and collisions, made of dark gray granite. It weighs just over 1 kg and is 10 cm in length. However, instead of following the usual route of gravity, SCP-283 is …

Oct 20, 2022 · Description: SCP-617 has the appearance of a large granite rock, except that it possesses a zipper in its side that is fully operational. When unzipped, SCP-617 is shown to possess a mouth with teeth that appear similar in appearance and construction to human teeth.

SCP-617, AKA "Pet Rocks", is an Euclid class SCP that are four different rocks. They appear in different shapes and colors and all have a prominent mouth with no eyes. SCP-617-4 and SCP-617-1 can...

Apr 2, 2018 · Fundamentally, SCP-___-J is a artistic/post-modernist/neo-deconstructivist literary piece designed to create a meta-meta-commentary on the nature of the community’s attitude towards so-called “format screws.”

Jan 8, 2025 · A memetic SCP that is a substance presumed to be a rock and causes a mental effect that causes laziness in surrounding creatures, causing them to postpone their work. Thanks to this, Dr. Bang, who wrote this document, was also influenced and wrote the content of the document very roughly. [2] .

Description: SCP-402 is an oblong black solid approximately 10 cm tall and 6 cm wide, weighing approximately 5 kg and ostensibly composed of a dark rock-like substance resembling polished obsidian. It displays two notable physical properties: firstly, when buried in any granular substance it will always rise to the top; this property has been ...

Laconic Description: SCP-283 is a small rock that is pulled in an eastward direction instead of obeying gravity. Additional Context: Many users believe this entry should be an Anomalous Item rather than an SCP.

Oct 1, 2022 · Description: SCP-260 appears to be a small clastic rock whose exact composition is unknown. It possesses phenocryst-like formations that identify it as a form of igneous breccia.

Item #: SCP-____-J Object Class: _____ Special Containment Procedures: In a box in my office. Description: It's a rock that makes you procrastinate. Addendum: Probably memetic or something.