Jan 23, 2024 · Item #: SCP-3305. Object Class: Euclid. Special Containment Procedures: MTF Gamma-84 (Holy Toasters) are to be permanently stationed at SCP-3305. All personnel attempting to gain access to SCP-3305 without prior approval are to be detained, administered Class-A amnestics, and released.

Mar 3, 2025 · The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment. SCP Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect. About About Us; Site Rules; FAQ; Licensing; ... SCP-3305 - The Father, The Son, and The Holy Toast; SCP-3306 - The Murder-Go-Round; SCP-3307 - Cornucopi-ass; SCP-3308 - Crooked Excavator;

Oct 14, 2023 · A standard investigation quickly revealed the facility's anomalous source, and SCP-3304-2 surrendered into Foundation custody without incident. SCP-3304-2 is Earl Raum, the owner, operator, and sole employee of Gehenna Geothermal Energy. SCP-3304-2 is the physical manifestation of a demonic entity.

Description: SCP-3312 is a memetic agent that exists under the false identity of a fan website, and induces a compulsion in humans to consume products, media, and content relating to various fanbases (detailed below). SCP-3312 is known to have originated from the amateur entrepreneurial group "Accelerate The Future", henceforth referred to as ...

SCP-3305: The Father, The Son, And The Holy Toast. When they pass around the crackers during communion, they aren't kidding when they say that's the body of Christ. This SCP is dedicated to Taylor and Joy, who helped me get this stupid, stupid picture. Author:

Oct 1, 2022 · SCP-305-1 are highly resistant to bullets and cutting weapons — elimination teams should be equipped with heavy ballistics and explosives. In subjects who have entered stage two, manifestation of SCP-305-1 can only be prevented by removal of 80% [DATA EXPUNGED].

Oct 6, 2024 · You either die on the front lines, or you live long enough to watch your subordinates suffer that fate. All while you walk into the same office. Sign the same budgets. Attend the same meetings. You slowly assimilate into the bureaucratic monstrosity that belies this hell hole called The SCP Foundation. I miss that old anxiety.

Apr 4, 2025 · For speed and convenience this list is available here by itself, but you can also head over to the main Audio Adaptations hub to see all catalogued adaptations of SCP Series, tales, and more in one huge list.

SCP-035 displays a highly intelligent and charismatic personality, being both amiable and flattering to all those who speak with it. SCP-035 has scored in the 99th percentile on all intelligence and aptitude tests administered to it, and appears to have a photographic memory.

Oct 20, 2022 · Description: SCP-335 is a set of one hundred and fifty 3.5" floppy disks discovered in a cardboard box found in the attic of former Agent shortly after her termination. Each disk is individually numbered in hand-written permanent marker.