Dec 12, 2013 · Dad joke in CPR Class I took a CPR/AED class last night, and the instructor was an older gentleman who must be a grandfather twenty times over, because he had this to share: Now if the child has swallowed a coin, when you're clearing it out of the mouth, you're not looking for a dime or a nickel.

Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Members Online A guy from the New York City was cruising at high speed down a Georgia back road he crested a hill and hit 2 hitchhiking hippies.

Oct 4, 2021 · One day at work my boss was setting up this joke, and without thinking I quoted this reply…he did not understand the reference and the whole team thought I just had a sick sense of humor 😭

May 11, 2024 · Jokes about giving me $20 about making me cum, then offers $50. When i tell him mum won't like it to hear him talk to me that way he says "Oh she doesn't have to know" then get mad when I tell her and he say that i'm too sensitive to …

Mar 30, 2016 · And the waitress runs up to me and says. Please tell me you know CPR. I said, "LADY! not only that I know the whole alphabet".

CPR doesn't revive a person, that's movie make believe. What it does do is prevent/reduce brain damage until professionals with the right tools and knowhow are able to revive someone. Reply reply

Hey there, math aficionados and number nerds! Have you ever stopped to appreciate the quirky and humorous side of numbers? From puns to mathematical jokes, numbers have a way of bringing a smile to our faces and adding a touch of laughter to our lives. Let's dive into the delightful world of numerical humor together! Why was six afraid of seven?

2.2K votes, 41 comments. I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy.

May 2, 2017 · 609 votes, 20 comments. I yelled back "hell, I know the whole alphabet" Everyone laughed, well, except this one guy.

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