Sep 28, 2022 · The BMW XM is no quicker from zero-to-sixty than an X5 M50i, has a turbocharged V8 engine less powerful than the S58 found in the M3 Competition, weighs as much as a rhinoceros, and looks like some horrible accident happened to the clay model.

Jun 23, 2023 · The iX and XM are both pretty bad, but they both have no history. So they have started out ugly and that's their niche. The 5 series has historically been the best looking BMW in the lineup.

Dec 21, 2023 · But even after reportedly slashing $10,000 from the sticker price to un-weld the XM from certain dealer showroom floors, it’s failed to catch on. It turns out that you can overdo an SUV.

Apr 9, 2023 · Showing off that you have so much money you don't care that the 200k SUV you bought is ugly as sin. there's something very real about the wealthy aesthetic that is closely tied to wealthy / "master morality" (to rip off Nietzsche) vs. middle-class / "slave" morality.

Jul 5, 2023 · Hard to see an ugly girl when its pitch dark right? If this car was consistent in one thing, it would be that it consistently does not know what it wants to do. Beginning with the suspension, The way this car is set up really irks me. I get that it's a performance SUV but the damn thing rides pretty rough.

Sep 7, 2022 · Don't take that as an endorsement - the XM is still sickeningly painful to look at. At the front, we can see the bulbous kidney grilles with their thick horizontal strakes. As we know from other...

Apr 18, 2023 · It is so painfully ugly that it’s almost difficult to take it seriously. A friend told me they “w ish it looked like a car, not a meme, ” and I can’t put it any more succinctly than that.

Oct 2, 2022 · BMW. The XM Concept powertrain had 750 hp — a lot more than 644 hp. That version will be called the XM Label Red, which BMW says will pack more than 735 hp and 735 lb-ft of torque and start at $185,000. The trouble is the BMW XM is cartoonishly ugly BMW. It’s hard to know where to start with the XM’s appearance.

My main issue with this is the size, the looks are poor, but is fucking huge, it’s slightly smaller than an Escalade which you can’t have in the UK but you can have one of these and they don’t fit in fucking parking spaces so you have to park like a dick.

Jan 7, 2022 · Frank Stephenson has a couple of theories for why the XM looks the way it does and one is that BMW has lost its mind