Towelie is a talking towel who was genetically engineered by Tynacorp, in order to allow him to make people as dry as necessary depending on the situation. He first appeared in the Season Five episode, "Towelie".

People are just mad because their irresponsible asses always forget towels so Towelie nagging them makes them feel insecure. Seriously I love Towelie. Get a lil high. Towelie was supposed to be a bad character, and he was. But that didn't mean he wasn't also funny.

Aug 2, 2024 · Over 700 TV viewers have voted on the 10+ items on Best 'South Park' Episodes Featuring Towelie, Ranked. Current Top 3: Towelie, Mexican Joker, Tegridy Farms ...

Sep 30, 2019 · Parker and Stone were cynical about all the shameless merchandising and wanted to come up with the most worthless character they could to see if even he would turn into toys. That’s why his episode ends with the very direct “You suck, Towelie.” They made him the worst intentionally and he still became memorable.

Jul 24, 2024 · But he can be a bit more sophisticated when he wants to be, such as when he delivered the perfect pun of, "So am I to understand that there's been a Towelie-ban?" All the funniest Towelie quotes have been collected here, and you don't have to get high to enjoy them.

Towelie's habits start to spin out of control. Cartman gets into the economics of social networking with his kick-ass podcast. When things start to go sour, Kyle turns to his REALLY good friend. Everyone's taking status updates way too seriously. Stan …

Mar 29, 2022 · I'm just too amused by Towelie's eyes turning bloodshot in the sun. Is there a hidden pocket under the tongue? I was curious. The only other shoe brand I've seen it recently …

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry.

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MAD: 1,853د.م. Towelie rules, seriously! Your life is not complete without a stoned, talking towel action figure. He’s got 5 on it! The wait is over. Towelie is now available to speak at your house, and you’ll love him so much you’ll never institute a Towelie ban!