Jul 12, 2018 · Best M*A*S*H Quotes. "Simmons: I'm sorry for being so young. BJ: That's all right, you'll grow out of it." - B. J. Hunnicutt

Aug 17, 2019 · M*A*S*H is one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and here are 10 hilarious quotes from the series that gained popularity in the 70s.

Sep 28, 2023 · Whether M*A*S*H was being funny or heartbreaking, it was always extremely well-written, with the following being some of the best quotes to come from the show's 256 …

Memorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. A real...

Sep 16, 2024 · M*A*S*H is an American television comedy series set during the Korean War of 1950–1953. The ensemble cast members play the surgeons, nurses, and other personnel who …

Mar 19, 2023 · Here are 55 of the best "MASH" quotes that will have fans reliving the laughter and wit that made the show so iconic. Hawkeye Pierce's quote: "It's inhuman to serve the same …

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell? Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders …

Mulcahy: (talking about a patient): Is he going to be all right? Hawkeye: Well, we could be bombed, there could be an avalanche, or Frank could operate on him again. Frank: Twerp. …

As Hawkeye said, “War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.” Here are some of the most classic lines from M*A*S*H, ranging from straight-out gags to …

Sep 18, 2024 · Alan Alda’s Hawkeye was the biggest comedic relief of the war-based television show MASH, with his best quotes ranging from hilarious to serious.