“Ok, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. [hit in the face after a few seconds later] Hmm. I guess I should have gone with A!”

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist: Directed by Steve Oedekerk. With Steve Oedekerk, Fei Lung, Leo Lee, Ling-Ling Hsieh. A rough-around-the-edges martial arts master seeks revenge for his parents' death.

Sep 10, 2024 · Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is an American comedy film written and directed by Steve Oedekerk, who also stars in it. Master Tang: I remember, a long time ago, when a good friend of mine told me that there would be a chosen one. Master Doe [in flashback] There will be a chosen one. Master Tang: Then he told me, of the significance.

Jul 3, 2008 · Betty: Ok, I’ll rock your bouncing booty. Hit it! Betty: You know the location of the Chosen One, where is he?! Ventroliquist: On the life of my dummy, I swear, I’ll never tell you where he is, hyun! (strikes a fighting pose) Betty:(Laughing dangling bootie) Ha Ha! Bootie! Ha Ha… Betty: Mmmm I’m just a birdie too! Hillbilly: Chosen One!

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(Ling Ling Tse) "Hmmmmm, OK." (Ling Ling Tse) "He was my father my entire life, we were friends, I loved him, and now he's dead-except for his hair and nails-dead, Waaaach --." (Ling Ling Tse) "I'm a teeny tiny horny honey."

Chosen One: (after finding Dog dying) It's going to be OK, boy! (dog rasps and dies) Chosen One: Not, it's not! Ling: You think losing is winning. Master Doe: Let me know if you see a Radio Shack. Master Tang: (after the movie) Hey, is someone going to …

Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone. Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is best enjoyed with low expectations, if only because it might surprise you with genuine belly laughs.

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002) - * Master Tang: [walking and singing] Hmm, chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how 'bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you. * [breaks off and looks around] * Henchman: [in bushes] Cuckoo!

Jan 10, 2020 · "Take me, man-meat!"