Feb 11, 2025 · Read the emails and it took a little bit of digging into the evidence the kid compiled but here is what someone compiled and is backed by the evidence the kid brings. After the kid completed his RBC internship before the meeting even started, he received a text saying they wanted him removed from BlackGen. The meeting was framed as a ...

Apr 14, 2025 · I am interning at an MM this upcoming summer and I would like to lateral to a different bank after my internship. I know most banks offer FT roles for IB but which ones are

Bonuses are out 1/27. Starting a comp thread to see the damage. - Title/Location - Base/Bonus - Group (Product, Coverage, etc) - Rating - Level of satisfaction (lol)

Mar 10, 2025 · Currently a senior at a target hs (Exeter, Andover, Trinity) heading to a public ivy (uva, umich, iu kelley), and I'm planning for my future.

Mar 14, 2015 · From what I can tell getting your kid an apartment in NYC is the best way to get them out of the house after they are done with their major in Fame at NYU. And yes I know someone who did major in Fame as NYU and I die a little inside every time because I am pretty sure burning the money to generate heat might have a higher NPV than that degree.

Dec 20, 2024 · Current Student at Kelley - I would say that if you don't have a 3.9+ GPA after the first semester, if you are not in "feeder clubs," and if you are not a diversity candidate, I would prepare transfer apps for other schools as now around 600+ kids apply for 60 spots in the IBW, 20 spots in the Private equity workshop and 30 spots in this investment banking seminar thing that is trash and doesn ...

Jan 20, 2024 · A startup founder friend had a Zoom call with Aneel when he was fundraising and, kid you not, the first words out of Aneel's mouth (word-for-word) was: "My dad founded a multi-billion dollar company, so I can get you connected to anyone in the world."

Feb 21, 2025 · lol at the prospect of making $1.5M at a pod after being a model monkey for 4 years out of undergrad. The prestige whoring has really gotten to your head, kid. You are worth very little to most HFs after 2+2 with 0.00000 days of ever covering public markets.

Dec 18, 2024 · We have no deal flow. We play put put in the office everyday. We get coffee and sip loud to sound like we are doing work when the MDs walk by. Keep your head low. Make sure you don’t show yourself in front of the MDs. I am currently cutting myself everyday in my cubicle and am on suicide watch don’t come here kid go hit the big dogs ...

Feb 25, 2025 · I had a picture of Chuck Norris on my wall as a kid, you had a picture of Count Dooku and watched Jimmy Neutron. Nerd. Nobody cares about Index Match, Offset or Xlookup, or your fancy little formulas that do not impact our ability to win mandates. If you honestly think you're so smart, go into a field where you can nerd out. Not IB. Seriously.