Updated on March 3, 2025, by Natasha Elder: The Despicable Me franchise and Minions movies are jam-packed with memorable quotes, many of which come from Gru. From funny jokes to surprisingly poignant advice, Gru has a plethora of quotes for every situation.

— Gru telling Margo that life is full of disappointments. Our first customer is a man, named Vector. — Gru telling the girls they're first delivering cookies to Vector. The recital? I am, the greatest criminal of the century! I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!

These Despicable Me quotes will entertain you and give you pieces of wisdom you can apply to your life! There will be people who will come into our lives who will drastically change everything. This is precisely what happens in Despicable Me when Gru meets the three orphaned girls. Gru is slightly different from the other villains in the world.

Gru from Despicable Me might be an evil mastermind, but behind that mean face, he's just as hilarious as his Minions. Here are his best Despicable Me quotes...

Apr 8, 2025 · From his hilarious one-liners to heartfelt moments, these quotes capture the essence of Gru. Get ready to enjoy some laughs and feel good with his words of wisdom! “I think I prefer you like this. You’re kinda cute. You’re just like a little baby.” – Tiffany Valentine.

Apr 1, 2025 · Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it. Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs. They go where they want to go. Gru: Unless they're dead. I'm joking! Although it is true. Anyway, have a good one.

Gru: We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We... are going... to steal...

Gru: We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab. And once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the TRUE crime of the century! [in a sinister tone] Gru: We... are going to steal... [the minions pull out their weapons] Gru: Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet.

Gru’s quotes remind us of the many lessons we can glean from his character. Through humor, heart, and wisdom, he teaches us to embrace life, value our connections, and strive for growth. Each quote is a delightful reminder to appreciate our uniqueness and find joy in our adventures.

Here is our list of the best quotes from all of the animated comedy Despicable Me movies, including the Minions, following the lovable reformed supervillain, Gru, and his yellow-colored Minions. Here we go… 1. Despicable Me (2010)