What color are you gonna wear tonight?" Husband- "Gold ofc!" ... The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to …

If you’re looking for a way to lighten the mood and make the topic of safe sex and contraception more approachable, look no further than our collection of 100 funny quotes about using …

Oct 18, 2016 · To promote their products, condom companies, make creative and provocative campaigns that you can see everywhere – streets, TV, magazines, etc. These ads often …

From witty one-liners to clever puns, condom humor manages to find its place in various social settings while reminding us not to take life—or protection—too seriously. 1. Why don’t …

Jan 12, 2021 · They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use …

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You’re sexy, responsive to the point of being a lethal weapon, sweet, funny, caring and if I had a box of condoms, I’d use every single one before sunup. Susan Mallery (Kiss Me (Fool's Gold, …