Are you ready, kids? Because I have a SpongeBob SquarePants opinion that you're probably not going to like. Ok, maybe you ...

I would be thrilled to report that I loved “Plankton: The Movie,” a “SpongeBob SquarePants” spinoff film. I'd love to say ...

Alas, I cannot. It’s only OK, and if I’m saying it’s only OK you may have harsher feelings, because I love “SpongeBob,” and the dark-hearted Plankton is my favorite character on the show.