Fair warning: This post contains spoilers for all of Game of Thrones books and episodes. It's excellent advice for lawyers and omniscient stoners in fantasy series: Don't ask a question you don't ...

Despite being the son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, Jon Snow does not like a Targaryen. That's not entirely just a plot device - there were other dark-haired Targaryens before him ...