We've long called it "Jerry Jones' Southern-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Salesman Gibberish Word Salad.'' And here we go ...

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones just muddied the waters regarding coach Mike McCarthy's future in his infamous "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' sort of way.

But to Jerry Jones? Nope. And nope ... with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' one can bear. Both takes are nonsense, of course - or should be.

Thanks to the failed Ezekiel Elliott experiment and Rico Dowdle set to hit free agency after a 1,000-yard season, the Cowboys ...

But to Jerry Jones? Nope. And nope ... with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' one can bear. Both takes are nonsense, of course - or should be.