Despite the incorrect introduction, LaPlante runs with it. “I am Poppy,” she ‘confirms’ to the interviewer, “and I am really happy to be here nominated with Knocked Loose. I really hope we win.” ...

He now admits that he regrets this decision, as UFD then went parabolic. A month after the launch of his Solana meme coin, the token’s market cap surpassed $420 million; UFD was sitting under $20 ...

How did the Happy Slam crowd respond to this sad, incredibly sad, impossibly sad moment? By booing the greatest champion the Open has ever seen. Thank you ballboys, thank you electronic linesmen ...