Coach Brackett's goal is to find out why Coach Warren has nicknamed Miss Honeywell "Lassie." All these goings ... suggests that they go to Porky's, a bar and unofficial brothel in neighboring ...

Jeff and Lassie find a litter of abandoned kittens and are horrified when Gramps says to leave them alone; that they can't be saved and will probably starve. Porky enters Lassie in the Capitol ...

But when Porky lampoons her dancing, Debbie tells both boys off. Jeff and Timmy saw a huge elephant. Ellen & Gramps doesn't want it as an 2nd Pet for Lassie. They decided to keep it until the ...