Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones used to rough it up on the field himself once upon a time. Growing up in North Little Rock, Arkansas, Jones played running back for North Little Rock High School.

We've long called it "Jerry Jones' Southern-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Salesman Gibberish Word Salad.'' And here we go again with the Cowboys owner's confounding Brian Schottenheimer declaration.

But to Jerry Jones? Nope. And nope ... with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' one can bear. Both takes are nonsense, of course - or should be.

On Monday the Dallas Cowboys introduced Brian Schottenheimer as the new head coach of the franchise, succeeding Mike McCarthy. Some may come into the the press conference hoping Jerry Jones would shed ...

But to Jerry Jones? Nope. And nope ... with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' one can bear. Both takes are nonsense, of course - or should be.

Brian Schottenheimer is believed to be the leading candidate for the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job, but the move ...

FRISCO - We've long called it "Jerry Jones' Southern-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Salesman Gibberish Word Salad.'' And we've meant it in the nicest way. And here we go again, with the big ...