Another has already been released, depicting the same caveman watching a preview for a documentary praising the GEICO gecko and walking away feeling bitter. It's not hard to see where this is headed.

The green basilisk lizard is also called a plumed or double-crested basilisk; but its amazing ability to run on water gives this species its most recognizable moniker: the Jesus Christ lizard.

According to Princeton University Press, "there are close to 7,000 species of lizards around the world." That's a ridiculous amount of reptiles. Because Geico's marketing team has us in a ...