The Best of the Babylon Bee: From Trump’s Stanley Cup proposition to Punxsutawney Phil’s deportation
President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his despotic powers to reduce the ...
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Family Recipe Box: Warming up with pea soup and Groundhog Day
The most cheering words you can hear when you are speaking on the phone to someone you are about to visit are these: “I’m making pea soup today.” Thus did my cousin Susan Cragin lift my heart as I ...
Other rodent clairvoyants: Birmingham Jill, Sam Mountain Sam, Buckeye Chuck predict an early spring
While Phil calls for six more weeks of winter, Birmingham Jill, Buckeye Chuck, and others are forecasting an early spring ...
Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, handlers say, predicting 6 more weeks of wintry weather
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and is predicting six more weeks of wintry weather, his top-hatted handlers announced from ...
Wiarton Willie predicts early spring, but Fred, Sam and Lucy the Lobster disagree on Groundhog Day
Wiarton Willie has predicted an early spring. But Willie's prediction goes against his fellow weather-prognosticating animals like Shubenacadie Sam, Fred la marmotte, Punxsutawney Phil and Lucy the ...
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Canadian prairie groundhogs predict early spring
It’s that time of year again when we turn to the all-knowing groundhogs for a glimpse into the future of spring. Across North ...
Groundhog Day 2025: Willie, Fred and Sam at odds over spring’s arrival
Canada’s famous prognosticating rodents were split over spring’s arrival on Groundhog Day. Ontario’s Wiarton Willie ...
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Canadian Dave Lavery recounts his 77 days as a prisoner of the Taliban
In a Global News exclusive, Canada hears for the first time from a veteran who was detained by the Taliban. "Canadian Dave," ...
Canadian province bans booze from US red states as revenge to Trump tariffs: ‘It’s s—t anyways’
British Columbia will ban the sale of alcohol from Republican states in response to President Trump’s newly announced tariffs — while two more Canadian provinces are chucking all American alcohol from ...
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State & Union: Punxsy Phil sees shadow; 6 more weeks of winter
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow Sunday and predicted six more weeks of wintry weather, his top-hatted handlers announced to ...
Trump puts tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China, spurring trade war as North American allies respond
President Donald Trump has signed an order to impose stiff tariffs on imports from Mexico, Canada and China, drawing swift retaliation from the U.S.’s North American neighbors in an emerging trade war ...