When you log back into Team Fortress 2, you'll find a message notifying you that a little headcrab is waiting for you in your backpack. Mann Co. Cap and World Traveler's Hat Cost to you: $0.99 ...

Batter's helmet. Soldier's stash, Pyro's beanie. Demoman's 'fro. Football helmet. Mining light. Prussian pickelhaube. Trophy Belt. Fancy Fedora. If the hats whose names I've read out could please ...