A simple, effective solution with a commonly accessible tool. Why didn't we think of ... long strips off the cob all at once.

But removing corn from the cob can be frustrating as well; it often results in kernels flying all over the kitchen, and some are left half cut off the cob. Hopeful there was some hack I hadn't yet ...

Using a clean kitchen towel or pair of tongs to stand corn upright, cut kernels from cobs (if desired, cut corn cob in half horizontally before cutting kernels from cob). Add corn kernels ...