Sammy Sosa’s highly scripted return to the Chicago ... It’s a long way from here to building a statue outside Wrigley Field. Maybe the Cubs can start by buying Sosa a new boom box.

I have to admit, I'm a bit puzzled by all the hullabaloo surrounding Sammy Sosa, who's not anything like the first player to cork his bat, nor the last. But it's become a huge story, and before ...