The Red Banded HAPPENING. The movie with the worst title of all time now reveals lots of gore - as well as a new candidate for worst line reading of all time. Lookin' good for you, M. Night!

Universal have this morning released the red-banded trailer for Bruno which, and I know I'm sounding so negative these days but kind of disappoints.

Red Band is narrated by a kid in the ward who's in a coma (he shouts this at the audience early on, as if we should fall out of our seats with shock at the narrative audacity).