Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction. As a wrestling fan (I am not really an MMA fan), I’m used to Raw and Smackdown erupting with C.M. Punk chants long after his ...

CM Punk is one of the most enigmatic characters in pro wrestling. One of his claims to fame is his "straight edge" lifestyle. In other words, he does not consume alcohol, drugs, or cigarettes.

One day after he announced his WWE departure, chants for R-Truth were prominent before and during WWE Raw. The crowd in ...

John Cena and CM Punk are gearing up for an epic showdown at Night of Champions in Saudi Arabia! These two have a long ...

Punk-funk opener Man Made Of Meat’s lines about “subscribing to your Mom’s OnlyFans" and “chat[ting] with her on the AI chat program" are laugh-out-loud funny, but the misanthropy of its ...

year after year." Reflecting on his past self, Punk acknowledged the evolution of his views. "Here I am arguing against myself. It's funny how life works. I never thought I'd be saying any of that ...