Like this, in Rembrandt’s Old Soldier: And this, in Gilbert Stuart’s Mrs. Richard Yates: And this, because obviously you can’t not sub Mr. Bean in for the Mona Lisa: This portrait of Thomas ...

ROWAN Atkinson’s soldier son joined the Gurkhas — and learnt local “chat-up” lines. Lt Ben Atkinson — the Mr Bean actor’s double — spent three months in Nepal earlier this year.