If the incident happened in Miami-Dade County, the machete-wielding assailant may very well have been naked and wearing a cowboy hat. (Not kidding.) Whether because of savagery-inducing humidity ...

As they did in 2016, his campaign posters papered around Miami-Dade feature him wearing what appears to be a Navy hat — which could violate a Department of Defense directive prohibiting the use ...

Ahead of Tuesday's meeting, at least one commissioner had asked that the item be withdrawn while others have asked hat it be left ... protection began in Miami-Dade County," he said.