(If you don’t know what the TARDIS is, come on. How to do it: Click this link; Move your mouse around a bit. The standard Google Maps directional arrows should pop up, with one little addition ...

The TARDIS is in the form of a 1960's era London police call box, which is frequently noted as being “bigger on the inside” when characters first step in. Google shows a blue police call box ...

By visiting the Google Maps page for Earl’s Court Rd, London and clicking on the double arrows pointed towards an innocuous blue police box, would-be-companions can venture inside the TARDIS.

Once the TARDIS is located, you must befriend it by offering it gifts such as compasses, clocks, full maps, and more. After a while, the doors will be opened, and you can finally enter the machine.

The TARDIS got banged up at Geeky Teas and Games' last location, where it sat in the glaring SoCal sun for about five years. The heat warped the doors and pulled pieces of wood away from itself.

The TARDIS being possessed should have been noticed though, because there’s been a visual clue that something’s up with the ship since November 2023. Look closely at the new opening credits ...