as he grins, shrugs and takes a bite of what looks like guac. “I like cats.” While Flay doesn’t care, apparently some of his followers do. “Sorry Bobby, cats don’t belong on the counter!” ...

I hate cats. There, I said it. Now, while we wait for the internet to descend on me like Sauron’s army, I shall explain why. Anyone that knows me knows I am not an animal person. Years of ...