That's because in addition to all the ho, ho, ho-ing going on ... which is why we've collected our favorite funny Christmas quotes. After all, who can't use a little laughter to help make spirits ...

Michael: Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only … pretending to be a man, I’m the real thing. Sit down on my lap and ...

George: Nonono, I hate to tell you this: you’re not gonna see this woman.

In 1959, Chicago singer Len Dresslar stepped into a Windy City recording studio and, in his deep baritone, sang three words for a commercial jingle that have echoed through the decades ...