Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Why don’t mummies gossip? They don’t want to get a bad wrap. How do little pumpkins cross the road? With the help of a ...

There seems to be a vogue for funny people turning their hand to ... dealing with that – quaking in our boots or cracking jokes. This Halloween I'm going to dress as a zombie Suffragette to ...