In fact, get ready, because with these funny jokes, you're about to have a total, ahem, unbelieva-ball New Year's. Did you hear about the guy who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's? They gave him ...

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Okay, okay, we're not claiming to be John Mulaney or Hannah Berner, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a classic dad ...

Even a pig playing with a giant inflatable ball. No one gets bigger ... Is it intimidating to try to out-funny all these comical critters by writing animal jokes and animal puns?