Jokes are like chicken soup for our smiles ... Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?He kept seeing spots. Why did the banana go to the doctor?He wasn’t peeling well. Why did the doctor ...

The doctor told a patient, “You have acute appendicitis.” The patient replied, “Is that better than an ugly one?” I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport puns.

Indeed, these dumb puns are exactly what the doctor ordered ... Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor? She was missing a pupil. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.

Some will make you groan, others might actually make you laugh, but all of them are guaranteed to bring out an eye roll or two. A perfectly terrible pun has a charm of its own, and thanks to the r ...