“Many slow growing conifers were labelled as dwarf conifers, when in fact they were actually small trees, so ended up causing neighbourly disputes, and inconvenient ‘blobs’ in the garden ...

You should remove any plain green shoots which appear on variegated conifers, and any abnormally-shaped shoots on dwarf and prostrate conifers. Patches of dead or brown foliage need to be taken ...

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