It begins with a clip of someone spraying a patch of mulch with what looks like black paint, while @Delancey.diy says: "Did you know you can dye your own mulch? Hold on... so our house looked like ...

The Midnight Mint looks like mulch. Or, considering all the whipped topping, a mulch parfait. Although it's supposed to be jet black, mine turned out sort of a grayish brown. There was a layer of ...