Holding on to the railings, which were made to look like gingerbread, patrons would walk through the Kooky Cooky House, watching a robot move back and forth and trucks dropping off ingredients.

One of those was Cats boss, Brian Cook. Here is Cooky’s exposé of how and why his footy career was restricted to action off the field... I have often wondered why my football career did not conclude ...

Steven Oliver takes a picturesque journey across Australia, from the cliffs of Kurnell to the Torres Strait, to question Australia's understanding of the history of Captain Cook.