I'm not one to turn my nose up at "healthy" chorizo purely because it's healthy. After all, I once made the claim -- highly disturbing to some -- that Soyrizo, made entirely from soy, tasted just ...

A red ball of spicy fire with luminous patches glowing menacingly against a black background. ... light-years from the Sun but a far more modest slice of the lip-sizzling Spanish sausage chorizo.